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Joey Adams
A psychiatrist asks a lot of expensive questions your wife asks for nothing.
Robert Anderson
In every marriage more than a week old, there are grounds for divorce. The trick is to find, and continue to find, grounds for marriage.
Honore de Balzac
The majority of husbands remind me of an orangutan trying to play the violin.
Honore de Balzac
A good marriage would be between a blind wife and a deaf husband.
Brendan Behan
The big difference between sex for money and sex for free is that sex for money usually costs a lot less.
Ambrose Bierce
Marriage, n: the state or condition of a community consisting of a master, a mistress, and two slaves, making in all, two.
Ambrose Bierce
Love: A temporary insanity curable by marriage.
Ambrose Bierce
Bride: A woman with a fine prospect of happiness behind her.
Josh Billings
Marrying for love may be a bit risky, but it is so honest that God can't help but smile on it.
James H. Boren
A dress that zips up the back will bring a husband and wife together.
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